Resident Evil roleplay (about time!)

*blows the next building up as he's goinbg across the gap to it*

Punk13405 wrote:

TheLivingReciever wrote:

*runs to top of building, peers over the egde and waves to leon*

HEY LEON I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

*throws leons prize madonna cd's off buildong*

Now everyone knows you listen to da madonna!

*blows up the building*
Really? I don't see you telling anyone anytime soon

eh it's okay leon, i got a present for you!

*hits a button on the remote he's holding and three cages open up around leon, releasing giants*

have fun leon!

*jumps onto docks and gets into boat and drives across the lake to the island*

Ah man this is getting good.

*gets to the island and waves to leon and the giants*

Hi leon! your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

TheLivingReciever wrote:

Punk13405 wrote:

TheLivingReciever wrote:

*runs to top of building, peers over the egde and waves to leon*

HEY LEON I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!

*throws leons prize madonna cd's off buildong*

Now everyone knows you listen to da madonna!

*blows up the building*
Really? I don't see you telling anyone anytime soon

eh it's okay leon, i got a present for you!

*hits a button on the remote he's holding and three cages open up around leon, releasing giants*

have fun leon!

*jumps onto docks and gets into boat and drives across the lake to the island*

*jumps onto the back of a giant and stabs it in the back, making it run around madly*
*aims it at the other two*
*it tramples them*
*he plants a shell in his head*
*the giant fall down next to the other two dead ones*

this is getting close, i can't decide who better....but soneone's got to win the money.

*grabs a sombrero*

ehh leon you got some nice moves there amigo!

how about this!

*from the island lauchs a nuke at leon, the nuke crashs into the ground right in front of leon*

TheLivingReciever wrote:

*grabs a sombrero*

ehh leon you got some nice moves there amigo!

how about this!

*from the island lauchs a nuke at leon, the nuke crashs into the ground right in front of leon*

classic.

*jumps in an empty well nearby as the nuke goes off and is safe from the blast*

ehhh don't worry about it leon, it' not really a nuke! look!

*nuke shell pops open and 20 clowns with tommy guns pile out*

see it's like one of those clown cars except its a bomb!

*luis laughs*

*from the bottom of the well, picks off the clowns as they aim down at him*

Punk13405 wrote:

*from the bottom of the well, picks off the clowns as they aim down at him*

ehh you a better shot then a thought leon but even you can't handle...

THE BIRDS!

ehhh dont worry leon its not the hitchcock movie

*thousands of birds sweep down upon leon*

ehh i got this bird whistle in a cereal box! pretty niffty huh Leon?

*blows bird whistle and they start to attack*

*luis laughs*

*fires the shotgun up from the well, the bbs richocet off the walls, making a deadly wave of bbs shooting upwards, killing them all*

Punk13405 wrote:

*fires the shotgun up from the well, the bbs richocet off the walls, making a deadly wave of bbs shooting upwards, killing them all*

ehhh leon you got some skills amigo but even you have your limits

*luis flys a large transport helicoptor over leon and drops a huge crate full of smurfs*

don't worry leon. i'm not going soft on you, these smurfs, well you see amigo, they are possessed by the devil, ehh good shit leon!

*hundreds of demonic smurfs leap out the crate and onto leon*

I loved that show as a kid!

*luis laughs*

Ah man you strangers are slaying me.
this is a close race who will win?

*holds his ear out*

ehh leon you still there my amigo?

*luis wakes up with his head on a table covered in beer bottles and spanish wine and sits up in his chair*

ehhh i just had da crazist dream! I was fighting leon and there were clowns and smurfs and birds! what a crazy night i must have had!

*luis look at the table and sees $50*

ehh sweet santa maria! I wonder if i should buy ammo or wine...

*stripper appears*

hey you own me money man!

*luis points behind her*

ehhhh look it's a zombie!

*stripper turns around and luis bolts*

((cooool can i join?))

((can i be David?))

blood wrote:

((can i be David?))

Hell yes stranger, you will be David, i'll just put you on the list,
so....what are you buying? if you want to look at the list of weapons to have a look, then be my guest stranger, remember you start with 100 bucks,so use the money wisely, and make sure to read the rules they will
answer most of your questions. thanks for joining stranger!

dark raven wrote:

((cooool can i join?))

Of course you can stranger the more the merrier, just give me
your character name and info on your character, but if you want to
a Resident evil person then say the person's name, thanks for joining!

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

((can i be David?))

Hell yes stranger, you will be David, i'll just put you on the list,
so....what are you buying? if you want to look at the list of weapons to have a look, then be my guest stranger, remember you start with 100 bucks,so use the money wisely, and make sure to read the rules they will
answer most of your questions. thanks for joining stranger!

dark raven wrote:

((cooool can i join?))

Of course you can stranger the more the merrier, just give me
your character name and info on your character, but if you want to
a Resident evil person then say the person's name, thanks for joining!

a handgun, some handgun ammo, and a knife

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

((can i be David?))

Hell yes stranger, you will be David, i'll just put you on the list,
so....what are you buying? if you want to look at the list of weapons to have a look, then be my guest stranger, remember you start with 100 bucks,so use the money wisely, and make sure to read the rules they will
answer most of your questions. thanks for joining stranger!

dark raven wrote:

((cooool can i join?))

Of course you can stranger the more the merrier, just give me
your character name and info on your character, but if you want to
a Resident evil person then say the person's name, thanks for joining!

a handgun, some handgun ammo, and a knife

Alright you got it stranger.

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

((can i be David?))

Hell yes stranger, you will be David, i'll just put you on the list,
so....what are you buying? if you want to look at the list of weapons to have a look, then be my guest stranger, remember you start with 100 bucks,so use the money wisely, and make sure to read the rules they will
answer most of your questions. thanks for joining stranger!

dark raven wrote:

((cooool can i join?))

Of course you can stranger the more the merrier, just give me
your character name and info on your character, but if you want to
a Resident evil person then say the person's name, thanks for joining!

a handgun, some handgun ammo, and a knife

Alright you got it stranger.

*goes into the racoon city horpital*

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it