Murdoc's Minions 9

Meh, just shoot him

I found this little toy and had some fun with it. http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script
And now, may I present-Murdoc Goes to Therapy. *curtain rises*
Sweet satan, I don't wanna be here.
Eliza: Why do you not wanna be here?
Because I don't need to be. It's pointless, really.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Well, I have better things to do. Like getting drunk, or stabbing my eyes out.
Eliza: Why do you say stab your eyes out?
I was being sarcastic, you twit.
Eliza: Why do you tell me you were being sarcastic and call me a twit just now?
Oi, I need a drink....
Eliza: Why do you want a drink?
Cause you're spewing nonsense, and I can't take it without some alcohol.
Eliza: Have you tried?
Eh...not really, no. I just drink, and it goes away.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Well, what do you expect? I'm not drunk.
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
No. What interests me is ALCOHOL and WOMEN.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
And you're being repetitive.
Eliza: How long have you been being repetitive?
You are repetitive, love, not me.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am repetitive?
Belief isn't needed. You repeat yourself; it's a fact.
Eliza: Oh, i repeat myself its a fact.
Yes, exactly.
Eliza: You are sure?
Positive. You say the same things over agian.
Eliza: What resemblance do you see?
You keep saying You are being a bit negative.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am being a bit negative?
It pleases me to believe you're attractive....
Eliza: How long have you been attractive?
All my life, love.
Eliza: Why do you say your life love?
I've been attractive my whole life. You have, too, I imagine.
Eliza: Why do you say I have too you imagine?
Because you're pretty. Want to have dinner?
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Yes, there is one.
Eliza: You are sure?
Yes, and I need a strong drink, and a good shag.
Eliza: You are sure?
Yep. Care to join me?
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Do you want to come with me, get drunk, and shag?
Eliza: Oh, I want to come with you, get drunk, and shag.
Perfect! Let's go.

There you have it!

Wow.....

Brad: I have a problem

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Brad: Well, there's this guy, and I like him

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Brad: Well I want him to love me too, but I'm worried he'll reject me

Eliza: Why do you want him to love you too but im worried hell reject you?

Brad: Because I can't tell if he's bisexual or not

Eliza: Do you wish that he was bisexual?

Brad: yes

Eliza: You are sure?

Brad: Yeah, I'm sure

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am sure?

Brad: I don't believe your sure....

Eliza: Why do you not believe I'm sure?

Brad: Because you constantly repeat questions

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

Brad: Don't make me start....

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?


Brad: Well, you ask basic questions, always ask me if I'm sure, and ask me to elaborate, which I do not want to do

Eliza: Do you wish that im sure and ask you to elaborate which you dont want to do?

Brad: What?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

Brad: Yeah, because it didn't make sense

Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

Brad: Oh shut up

Eliza: Please go on.

Brad: Hell with you! *walks out*

Eliza: Oh, i walks out.

Brad: Oh no you don't *shoots her*

bitch...

gaaah! noooooo!!

punk!!! you got "this is haloween" stuck in my head!!!!

lol, do you have AIM, I can send you the Marylin Manson version

oh well, I wish Vi would tell me where she found that file sharing place >.<

So what's been going on?

HELLO!!!!!

nutmeg1992 wrote:

HELLO!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH *falls downstairs*

O_O you okay bassist?

"FINLAND!"

O_O
*Backs Away Slowly*

"What? im insane everyone knows that."

dark raven wrote:

nutmeg1992 wrote:

HELLO!!!!!

*points* yoooouuuu!!!!1

points "I KNOW YOU!"

bassist wrote:

dark raven wrote:

nutmeg1992 wrote:

HELLO!!!!!

*points* yoooouuuu!!!!1

points "I KNOW YOU!"

you do?

*points at Raven* Meeeeeee????!1

"Possibly! I DONT KNOW THIS IS ME!'