Resident Evil roleplay (about time!)

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

Aucuas wrote:

Hmm, nice one. I might join this when it gets started up.

One can only hope.

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

*luis walks into the merchants place*

ehhh amigo i need a a job! I got to make some cash i i want to get that laser gun...and more hookers.

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

Oh my hero,*hugs* thank you i was getting scared for a second.

*walks through the village of Pueblo*
*finds a shotgun*
cool
*takes it*
*a chainsaw wielding madman appears*
SHIT!!!!!
*shoots him many times*

TheLivingReciever wrote:

*luis walks into the merchants place*

ehhh amigo i need a a job! I got to make some cash i want to get that laser gun...and more hookers.

sure your job today is to clear out
the tyrants in the area, they are getting on my lawn so, dispatch them,
if it's funny or cool, you shall get 500 slaps in the face( money for you people that don't speak merchant), okay stranger get started!

*gives merchant the evil eye*

ehhh tyrants???

geez you don't joke around do you? ok how many you need taken care of?

Well stranger, i need you to kill up to ten of those mo' fo's.
they are all in different parts of the world, a crap load are in
the mansion, some in the police station, some on the roof of my
shop, and finally one on my fecking lawn, he is chewing on my
Claire redfield statue....er...i mean lawn gnomes...um*starts walking
away*...don't forget to kill!

hot bullet slug wrote:

Well stranger, i need you to kill up to ten of those mo' fo's.
they are all in different parts of the world, a crap load are in
the mansion, some in the police station, some on the roof of my
shop, and finally one on my fecking lawn, he is chewing on my
Claire redfield statue....er...i mean lawn gnomes...um*starts walking
away*...don't forget to kill!

t-t-t-ten???

ehhhh it's no problem for luis!

*runs outside across the street into the police station*

Ehhhh TYRANTS! GET YOUR FAT ASS'S OUT HERE!

*2 tyrants burst out of one of the doors*

ehhh that was easy

*run towards him*

ehh follow me!

*luis starts running*

TheLivingReciever wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

Well stranger, i need you to kill up to ten of those mo' fo's.
they are all in different parts of the world, a crap load are in
the mansion, some in the police station, some on the roof of my
shop, and finally one on my fecking lawn, he is chewing on my
Claire redfield statue....er...i mean lawn gnomes...um*starts walking
away*...don't forget to kill!

t-t-t-ten???

ehhhh it's no problem for luis!

*runs outside across the street into the police station*

Ehhhh TYRANTS! GET YOUR FAT ASS'S OUT HERE!

*2 tyrants burst out of one of the doors*

ehhh that was easy

*run towards him*

ehh follow me!

*luis starts running*

*tyrants roar as they follow*
*merchant sits back and watches*
I'm so glad that no monsters come after me cause all i do
is chill and drink some beer.
*drinks some german beer*

((soory had to log off last night))

name: matalina (mattie for short)
description: tall, slender woman about 19 years old, pale complection, long dark curley hair (usualy tied back), hazel/green eyes
occupation: cop (in training) / goth college student
weapons: small gun (police issue), small dagger

*runs out of the police station with tyrants trailing behind suddenly 2 el gigantos burst out of the building right in front of luis and run towards him*

ehhhh? what the hell are gigantos doing here? wait i have an idea...

* the tyrant behind luis swings his arm at him while the giant in front of him does the same, luis dodges and they hit each other and the 2 tyrants and giants start fighting*

ehh i'll just sit back and enjoy...

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

Oh my hero,*hugs* thank you i was getting scared for a second.

get away...up to the elevator

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

Oh my hero,*hugs* thank you i was getting scared for a second.

get away...up to the elevator

sorry i get let that sometimes, you think we should go to the lab and get some blood just in case a leechmen comes around?

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

Oh my hero,*hugs* thank you i was getting scared for a second.

get away...up to the elevator

sorry i get let that sometimes, you think we should go to the lab and get some blood just in case a leechmen comes around?

na just get him to the frozen storage theres blood there and we'll just freeze him

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

blood wrote:

hot bullet slug wrote:

okay stranger, you have a good one....hmm...i should be
someone else besides the merchant.....oh yeah i got it....i'll
be Ashely gramme, yeah.....
*starts following David*
hey wait for me!

the hospital is dangerous,the leechman is in there.*grabs a stick and combines it with knife,making a spear* here take it

*takes weapon* thanks alot now what do we do?*holds david's arm*

kill the leech man

Oh my hero,*hugs* thank you i was getting scared for a second.

get away...up to the elevator

sorry i get let that sometimes, you think we should go to the lab and get some blood just in case a leechmen comes around?

na just get him to the frozen storage theres blood there and we'll just freeze him

yeah thats a good plan*sees leechman* oh shit run!*leechman hits ashley over the head and falls hard on the floor* what the hell...oh
man i'm bleeding....*gets up and starts running again* i got to get away from that beast it can smell my blood.

tis my life to kill zombies!!!

*luis kills two more tyrants with a paper clip, a styrofoam cup, a rubberband, and hairspray*

ehhhh! i'm a regular mcguyver!

*looks on confused on how such a thing happened*
Wait a minute stranger, I....*gets sliced in half by a tyrant*
...i'll be back in the next level mother...*dies then respawn somewhere
else*

ehhh four down! 6 to go i can do i-

*the 6 remaining tyrants surround luis*

ooooooh sheet...

*spawns right next to mendez*
umm...got some good things on sale stranger.
*mendez pimp slaps the merchant to the floor*
Mendez: it seems you carry the same blood as us,
but be warned if you sale any cocaine without me getting
a cut, your face severe consequences.
oh snap fo real?*starts running to find Luis surrounded by
tyrants*

*looks at the 6 menacing tyrants bearing down on him*

Hmmm lets see what i have...

*reachs into his pockets and pulls out some lint, a rusty penny, fingernail clippings, a candy wrapper, and a piece of chewed bubblegum in a tissue*

oooo i don't even think my borderline gay obsession is with mcguyer is going to get me out of this one...

TheLivingReciever wrote:

*looks at the 6 menacing tyrants bearing down on him*

Hmmm lets see what i have...

*reachs into his pockets and pulls out some lint, a rusty penny, fingernail clippings, a candy wrapper, and a piece of chewed bubblegum in a tissue*

oooo i don't even think my borderline gay obsession is with mcguyer is going to get me out of this one...

oh snap hes going to die!

*walks out of the college late at night.....my arms full of folders and paper work* damn watch!! new i should have changed the batteries! why does that guy only have one arm?